Sunday, November 12, 2006

me, me, me meme

I just saw this on Meekon5’s blog and, like he did, I just lifted it to post my answers.

1. What is your occupation?
The only thing I’ve made money doing since 1985 is graphic arts, but it occupies a minimum of my time.

2. What color are your socks right now?
Skin toned; they don’t stretch or get holes in them and I can wash them while they’re on my feet.

3. What are you listening to right now?
The toads and waterfall in my pond.


4. Last thing that you ate?
Cashew butter and Strawberry Jam swirled together, better without the bread.

5. Can you drive a stick shift?
Yes, but I haven’t allowed myself to do that or an automatic in 34 years.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Silver

7. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
My dealer

8. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
I cribbed it from someone I don’t know, but I like it.

9. How old are you today?
Sixty-eight years and eleven days

10. Favorite drink:
Kenyan Coffee

11. What is your favorite sport to watch?
My cats.

12. Have you ever dyed your hair?
No

13. Favorite curse word?
motherfucker

14. Pets?
Two cats

15. Favorite food?
Whoever among my friends and garden that wants to be eaten.

16. What was the last movie you watched?
Off the Map

17. Favorite day of the year?
Today

18. What do you do to vent anger?
Learn more about myself

19. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Not a toy, a ravine behind my house that was the backyard of all my playmates.

20. What is your favorite Fall or Spring?
Since it is now fall, fall. In the spring, spring. I rarely prefer any time to now, lately.

21. Hugs or kisses?
Hugs, cause when you’re huggin’ ‘em, you can kiss ‘em anywhere.

22. Cherry or Blueberry?
Blueberry.

23. Do you want your friends to email you back?
Duh?!?!

24. Living arrangements?
Above ground, warm, in progress

25. When was the last time you cried?
Nov. 7, 2006 at the acid induced hope/futility in thinking politics can actually improve the quality of life.

26. What is on the floor of your closet?
clothes that don’t go on hangers

27. Who's the friend you've had the longest that you're sending this to?
Not sending it to anyone. Let ‘em rip it off like I did.

28. What did you do last night?
Blogged about my UFO experiences

29. Favorite smells?
Garlic, celantro, cumino, oregano, basil, skunks, horse manure, my cats

30. What inspires you?
Whatever my curiosity finds outside the box

31. What are you afraid of?
heights without a handhold.

32. Country you would most like to visit?
Bali

33. Favorite dog breed?
Mongrel

34. Number of keys on your key ring?
no keys, no locks

35. How many years at your current job?
Last job I had was with IBM in ‘72 for eight years

36. How many states have you lived in?
ten, Florida three different times.

37. Favorite holidays:
365/year (Part of the grid I no longer fit)

38. Ever driven a Motorcycle or heavy machinery?
Yes

39. What's your favorite saying?
“I have absolutely no idea,” in reply to apparently everyones favorite question, “How’s it goin’?”

40. Where did you get the chair you're sitting on right now?
It was going to be thrown away by a Printer I was visiting

If and when she reads this, I would like to tag Say-No-To-Mullets with it.

2 comments:

mullet said...

nice one greg! oh if and when she reads it...you know that i'm a regular punter here!

gregrandgar said...

I had absolutely no idea, but your comment within a minute of my posting it gives me a pretty good idea. How goes life with fanny, gurner's all distorted.